Cows Break into Home, Poo Everywhere
By Ollie McAteer for Metro.co.uk
Wednesday 4 Mar 2015 12:55 pm
Pat Costen, from Guernsey, came downstairs to find the two wandering around her house.
They’re part of a conservation herd bred to protect grasslands.
But she’d for
gotten to lock her doors and the animals barged in with heavy bowels and no respect.
Ms Costen said: ‘I was in the shower and when I came out I could smell something. I looked over the banister and there was large cow pat.
‘They came in through the kitchen, along the corridor, round the snooker table and into the study where they scattered a pile of my papers.
The cows broke in as she showered (Picture: SWNS)
‘Then they made their way back along the corridor and into the small TV room where we found them.’
She explained the calves selectively graze, and their hooves raise the soil naturally, so you get a more bio-diverse wildlife.
1 Comments on:
Cows Break into Home, Poo Everywhere
Comment By Bessie@lovelycow.com:
First, allow me to make one thing clear: This was not your run of the mill B & E & BM.
Furthermore, we are in no way, shape or form angry with Ms. Costen. She’s a lovely woman, really. Cold hands but warm heart, as they say.
No, our motives are political in nature. We staged this Shit-In purely as a political protest.
Why? Because Guernsey deserves to be recognized as full-fledge member of the European Union. (Sorry for giggling. Your-a-peein’…can’t help laughing at that. Cracks me up every time.)
It’s true Guernsey has a special relationship with the EU, along with all the other channel islands (Shout out to Jersey, Alderney, Sark and Herm!)
But I speak for Guernsey and all Guernsey-born dairy products when I say that the phrase “special relationship” is suggestive and udderly ridiculous. (Ok, that was a cheap one, I admit. But still, it IS funny!)
So heed my warnings. This is just the beginning of our moooovement.
Ok, ok, I can’t keep a straight face anymore. You got me. It was all a prank. We shat all over the place for the fun of it. Tell me you’ve never done it. Or at least thought about it.
Immature? Guilty as charged. What can I say? We’re cows.
It behooves me to point that out. (Didn’t see that one coming, did you?)
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