Baby pulls cocaine from woman’s shirt during traffic stop, deputies say

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – An 11-month-old boy pulled a baggie full of cocaine from inside the shirt of a woman during a traffic stop near Daytona Beach, according to authorities.

Volusia County sheriff’s deputies stopped the car for traffic violations on Sunday.

A K-9 unit arrived to check the car, and deputies asked the occupants to step outside with the baby. No drugs were found inside the car, but as the deputy handed a driver’s license back to Candyce Harden, the baby reached inside her shirt and pulled out the baggie.

It was unclear to whom the baby belongs.

An arrest report said deputies found three more baggies and pills without a prescription.

Harden faces multiple charges, including child abuse and possession of drugs. It’s not known whether she hired a lawyer.

1 Comments on Baby pulls cocaine from woman’s shirt during traffic stop, deputies say

Comment by DHenning@illusion.com:

So we’re all standing there, a bunch of us, watching the cops who got this young lady pulled over. Young lady’s got a baby with her, right? Hitched up on her hip.

Her and the baby watching as them dope sniffing cop-dogs take a big whiff of her car, coming up empty. Cop in charge goes to hand the young lady back her license. Guess what that baby does?

Reaches over, pulls a fat baggie of cocaine from out this young lady’s shirt.

And I’m like—baby magician!

Seriously, that baby just reached in and, bam, there it is, booger sugar coming out her shirt from nowhere. Cops and dogs couldn’t find nothing before so it’s not like it was already planted there, am I right?

Baby Magician. That’s the only logical explanation.

Didn’t end there, Baby Magician had more tricks up his sleeve. By the time he was done, they pulled three more bags of coke and some pills out her her magic shirt. Pills didn’t have no prescription neither. See? Magic.

Until then, I ain’t never seen no Baby Magician before. You? Didn’t think so.

Go on, Mr. David Copperfield, make buildings disappear all day long. David Blaine, hold your breath until your face turns baby-blue. None of you got diddly on Baby Magician.

I wasn’t around when Jesus turned water into wine but damn if I didn’t witness a baby turn boobs into blow!

Think I’ll hire Baby Magician for my kids’ birthday parties. He can bring along his lovely assistant too, she seems kinda fun.

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